So, how obsessed are you...

If you watch the same episodes over and over again, give yourself 1 point.
* If you can recite entire episodes, add 5 points.

If you tape some of the episodes, give yourself 1 point.
* If you have all the episodes on tape, add 5 points.

If you're always humming the theme tune, give yourself 1 point.
* If you know all the lyrics to 'Suicide is Painless', add 5 points.

If you think about the show when you should be working, give yourself 1 point.
*If you dream about the show at night, add 5 points.

If you plan your night around watching M*A*S*H, give yourself 1 point.
* If you plan your whole life around M*A*S*H, add 5 points.

If you've ever played hookey because your VCR was broken and you couldn't
miss your favorite show, give yourself 1 point.
* If you've gotten fired because you've done this more than once, add 5 points.

If hearing a helicopter reminds you of the show, add 1 point.
* If you then run down the street shouting "incoming wounded", add 5 points.

If you're upset when your tv station takes M*A*S*H off the air, give yourself 1 point.
* If you send them death threats, add 5 points.

If you cried when you watched the final episode, add 1 point.
* If you wrote to your tv station and begged them to show the episode, add 5 points.
* If you've never seen the final episode, deduct 5 points. (You don't know what you're missing.)

0 - 8 points - And you call yourself a fan.
9 - 29 points - Obviously you're a fan but you don't let it control your life.
30 - 54 points - Maybe you should give Sidney Freedman a call, he might be able to help you before it's too late...